[Dramatic Title]

I couldn't really decide on a proper dramatic title. "And so it begins" has been hijacked by all of the mommy bloggers in the universe (referring to anything from being prego, to a new stroller). "And on the seventh day God created the beard" seemed a little overboard. So, just use your imagination to come up with your own dramatic title that falls between the two examples given.

The purpose of this blog is to share with the world what it is like to be a beard. I have only been alive for about two months, and I know that my expiration date could be at any moment. So, I wanted to make sure that my life on Jake's face is recorded somewhere permanent (like the internetz and Library of Congress), to give meaning to my existence.