The worst part about being a beard, is living so close to a nose and a mouth. I mean, those things are gross as gross. For example, Jake has had sinus problems going on, basically since I was born. For me this means that I'm constantly having run-ins (pun) with snot. It is never as extreme as the image above (thankfully), which I discovered by googling "snot+beard." I wonder how the paparazzi was able to get that shot of Kid Rock at such an embarrassing moment.
Mouths can be almost as bad. For example, teeth brushing is one of the most dreaded times of day for beards. This is why:
Again, this is just an image of a poor beard from Google Images, after a tooth brushing session. Luckily, Jake wipes off the foamy spittle before I have to leave the house looking like that. But is is kind of gross, just the same. This sort of thing can also happen while Jake is eating. I'm not going to post any photos of that action, but, just try to imagine what it is like to be coated in easy cheese or ready whip. Not awesome.
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